Let's all sing along
now.....
Here comes Darla Tellin' Tales
{sung to the tune of "Here Comes Peter Cottontail"
..... with appoligies, in advance, to Beatrix Potter ;-}
Here comes Darla Tellin' Tales
Hoppin' down the WitchWars Trail
Hippity Hoppity
Lawsuit's on the way
Threatening all the boys and girls
Her emails make ya wanna hurl
What's Sucking Bucking System gonna say?
She's got lawyers after Richard
An attorney for me too
Dare to speak the truth in public
..and watch Darla scream she'll sue!
Chorus>
Oh ...Here comes Darla Tellin' Tales
Hoppin' down the WitchWars Trail
Hippity Hoppity
Lawsuit's on the way
Here comes Darla Tellin' Tales
Hoppin' down the WitchWars trail
Look at her hide
..and listen to her cry
"The convict set me up, it's true!"
"Believe me or it spells your doom!"
Watch it! Sparklebunny's after you!
You will check email one morning
..and you'll know that she was there
When you read the lame ass stories
that she's posting everywhere
Chorus>
Oh ...Here comes Darla Tellin' Tales
Hoppin' down the WitchWars Trail
Hippity Hoppity
Lawsuit's on the way
Hippity Hoppity
Lawsuit's on the wayyyyyy
Lyrics:
Betsy Ashby
Vocals: Betsy Ashby and Donna Taylor
Here Comes Darla
TellinTales@ Copyright 2002
Out of the Dark, Inc.
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